HOW TO BE A HEARTBREAKER

been sarcastic seen 1998

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i wish pizza fell from the sky with a little parachute and landed in my hands whenever i wanted a pizza

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

Great Intelligence:"What is your name?"
Doctor:*begs* "Please."
*tomb opens*
Me:I'm sorry what
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